BOOBSLEY

I’ve learned not to get attached, because everything, at some point, comes to an end!

20 years from now

Daughter: I have a blog, Mom!
Me: I have blog, too. When I was younger.
Daughter: Really?! What is it about?
Husband: It's all about me.

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go
Matthew Gray Gubler 

Emm just lyinngggg to myseeelllffff!! Uggghhhh! >.<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrzV_gAmQbE